December 2011
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Some girl had a confederate flag up on her wall when I was on Omegle and so I was like “My flag’s better!” and showed off my big Union Jack and the girl was all “I’m half British.” I had to disconnect because I was laughing so hard.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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So, Laurel and I are on Omegle being ridiculous and okay, there are always lots of penises but this guy just came at us out of nowhere. It was this old guy and he was sitting there looking all normal and then his penis just popped out of nowhere. RIDICULOUS. I CAN’T EVEN. Laurel called it stealth penis. We’re trying to skip all the people who might have stealth penis going on because I...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Lovely. I’ve just been sick for the third time. How much more could I possibly have in my stomach? slgjlejar. UGHHH.
Dec 30th
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Mum: How do you feel?
Me: Gross enough that if David Bowie showed up at the door and asked to speak to me, I'd have you send him away.
Mum: Really?
Me: Okay, probably not, but I don't think it'd be considered good manners if I threw up all over my hero's feet.
Dec 30th
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matthieuscissorhands replied to your post: I just threw up. Awesome. I really hope I feel… Hope you’re alright lovely Thank you love <3
Dec 30th
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soundsfishy replied to your post: I just threw up. Awesome. I really hope I feel… Aw no! :( Get better soon! <3 Thank you darling! <3
Dec 30th
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I just threw up. Awesome. I really hope I feel better later because I don’t wanna tell Laurel she can’t come down because I’m sick. slgkjljear.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Oh my god.
Jimmy at the end saying “Congratuwelldone.” I died a little.
Dec 29th
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Loading the BFQOTY 2011.
slgjlajer I can’t wait to watch this. I love everyone on the quiz this year. And of course I’ve got a big soft spot for Walliams.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I really love some of those moments in old Bowie interviews where he gets asked really stupid or ridiculous questions and the look on his face is just like “Bitch, please, who do you even think you are?” Also… “You’ve been asked the question, whether you’re bisexual or not…” “Too many times.” “Yes, and you’ve never quite...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Elle: Arsonists are socially incompetent. This guy doesn't go on dates, he doesn't go to parties, he doesn't feel comfortable in front of groups.
Spencer: ...
Elle: And of course he's a total psychopath.
Spencer: Of course.
Dec 28th
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Laurel’s coming down on Saturday and we’re going to usher in the new year with virgin drinks, junk food and badfic. It’s going to be great.
Dec 28th
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I really am bummed out that Iwan and Antonia aren’t coming back for series 4. That’s three of the original cast gone and as much as I love Misfits, and as much as I enjoyed Rudy during this series, it’s bumming me out that Robert left and now they’re leaving. Before you know it, Lauren and Nathan will be too and glkwjelrjw. I’m not really looking forward to series 4...
Dec 28th
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"Home is a long black car and two boys."
sassygaymisha:
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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FML.
I have a virus right now that I’m desperately trying to get rid of. I know how to get rid of it and I’m working on it but this is the worst one I’ve ever had.
Dec 28th
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It’s interesting to see that Ayla Reynolds, who has now been missing for eleven days, is making international news when a lot of stuff like this rarely makes news outside of this state. I really hope this doesn’t end up being another Caylee Anthony kind of thing; that would break my heart.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Can I just… I just watched last night’s Leverage (since I had to pick between watching Doctor Who and it last night and I obviously picked Who), and ughhhh. There was one particular moment, the one where Nate was telling Sophie, “I picked you.” SKJGLJER UGHHHH That was so great.
Dec 27th
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I really love how Hardison and Eliot bicker like...
But they’re totally BFFs.
Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: are you half black
Dec 27th
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I got a bottle of flat to volume shampoo yesterday...
Because what a girl like me needs is more volume in her hair.
Dec 27th
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i need you so much closer
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“Not dead, then?” WE COULD SAY THE SAME TO YOU RORY.
Dec 26th
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Feeling all the feels.
Totally crying with him at the end, oh god. “Because we always do.” That just broke my heart.
Dec 26th
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jaredpadackles replied to your post: Oh my god, Bill Bailey’s in this episode?! I got… Right? i squeed LEGIT. He lifted his visor and I was like LKJDGLKJWLA BILL!
Dec 26th
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Oh my god, Bill Bailey’s in this episode?! I got so excited when I saw him!
Dec 26th